### 🧃 “9 Types of $JOE Traders Who Swear They’re Early on $AVAX ”
*(#TraderJoe #JOE #Avalanche #DeFiHumor )*
1. **The DEX Maximalist**
“If it ain’t decentralized, it ain’t Joe-worthy.”
2. **The Yield Farmer**
“I don’t trade… I *harvest*. APR is my religion.”
3. **The JOE-HODLer Since \$4**
“Still holding. Still believing. Still coping.”
4. **The Multi-Chain Nomad**
“I bridged to AVAX, then to Arbitrum… Joe followed me.”
5. **The NFT Degenerate**
“I came for the tokens, stayed for the Joepegs.”
6. **The Liquidity Pool Philosopher**
“Impermanent loss is just… temporary chaos.”
7. **The One Who Missed Uniswap**
“This time I’m not missing the boat. I *am* the boat.”
8. **The Price-Obsessed Trader**
“0.39 → 0.42 → 0.38 → bruh I need fresh air.”
9. **The One Who Thinks JOE is a Beverage Token**
“Wait… it’s not a coffee coin?”
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