Current Situation:
#ZORA just launched on a rocket to 0.096 → only a spit away from the previous high of 0.097🤏
24-hour increase of 50% ≈ like a chicken on adrenaline immediately foaming at the mouth 🐔💨
Deadly Signals:
RSI 82 → equivalent to working overtime for 82 hours, next second could either collapse or ascend ⚰️👼
Short Position 65% → a van full of people partying with explosives, the big player lets out a fart and they all spiral to the sky 💨💣
Spoiler for Next Week:
90% probability: faceplanting down to 0.075 (Reference: Superman turns into a dog eating mud 🐶)
10% miracle: breaking through 0.097?
≈ Lighting firecrackers in the bathroom — either a shit explosion or a rainbow explosion 💩🌈
Operation Guide:
✅ For those with coins: Run fast! Leave 10% to gamble on the big player going crazy
🪣 Want to bottom out: squat at 0.075 with a urine basin to catch the blood (if you miss, use your underwear pocket 👖)
☠️ Want to chase the rise: directly pay the king of hell with joy beans ♟️
Soul Trend:
0.096 → you get on the train → slip to 0.075 → you catch flying knives → stab into your pants → 🤡 $ZROA