📉$ASR 【Operation Guide】

1. If you have long positions:

Run! Run faster than your wife discovering your secret stash! 💨

(Leave 10% to bet on the dealer going crazy)

2. If you want to catch the bottom:

Squat at 4.5 holding a basin to catch the knife 🔪

Friendly reminder: If the basin leaks, remember to use your underwear to catch it 👖

3. If you are stubbornly shorting:

Current price short ≈ running naked into a lion's cage 🦁

It’s suggested to wait until the price hits 5.7 to short —

After all, one should choose a coffin with golden edges 💀💫

4. RSI 97 ≈ partying in a minefield 💣💃

The brave may get through, but the brave's grave grass is already three meters high!

Remember: The dealer pulls the market up to make you buy the coffin capital! $ASR