— by someone who used to have hair, money, and self-respect
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👀 So I saw this post by AlertX Official with that confused Muslim girl staring at “Spot Trading” and “Futures Trading.”
And I swear… I FELT THAT.
That was me.
Except I chose Futures — because clearly I love pain, drama, and liquidation screenshots. 💔
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🚀 MY FUTURES TRADING JOURNEY (aka Horror Story):
• Started with ₹1,000
• Turned it into ₹10,000 in 2 days
• Felt like Warren Buffett with WiFi
• Then lost it all in 1 candle wick
• Reloaded.
• Lost again.
• Reloaded again (because my ego has no stop-loss)
• Currently trading emotions and inhaling Copium 😭
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💀 My daily routine as a Futures Trader:
📱 Open Binance
😐 Check 87 indicators I don’t understand
📉 Enter trade because “vibes”
🥴 Market goes opposite
😰 Pray, meditate, make dua
💥 Liquidation
🧠 Question life choices
🍵 Drink chai, repeat cycle
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Why didn’t I go with Spot Trading like a peaceful Muslim uncle? 😭
At least with Spot:
✅ You own the coin
✅ No leverage
✅ No drama
✅ And no getting heart attacks when Bitcoin sneezes
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Even my mom joined the roast session:
👩: “Beta, Futures kya hota hai?”
Me: “Amaanat jo kabhi wapas nahi aati…” 😭
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Lessons learned:
❌ Don’t trust anyone who says “10X easy profit”
❌ RSI doesn’t stand for “Really Smart Investment”
❌ And no, “liquidation” is not a cool trading badge — it’s trauma in disguise 💔
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📿 Now I only trade Spot like it's Sunnah.
Slow. Peaceful. No stress.
Like sipping roohafza on a hot day. 😌
Thank you AlertX Official for saving my last brain cell and future earnings 🙏
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🔚 Final Words of a Broken Trader:
If you still want to do Futures,
make sure your duas are stronger than your risk management. 😂
#SpotOverFutures #FOMOSeFarmao #HalalTradingOnly #CryptoRoast #AlertXOfficial
#DeenOverLiquidation #MuslimTraderProblems #wct
