*🚨 ATTENTION CRYPTO CITIZENS 🚨
**Me (looking at my portfolio):
*"Ah yes, this -97% dip is just a ‘strategic accumulation phase.’"#bitcoin
**Also me:** *"Hey Binance fam, send me BTC so I can finally test if ‘Lambo Soon’ is a prophecy or a meme. 🚗💨"*
👉 **1 BTC = 1 prayer for my future Lambo dealer**
👉 **0.1 BTC = I’ll name my next shitcoin after you**
👉 **0.0001 BTC = You’re the real MVP (and also broke like me)**
send here hahahaha:: $13J9tegr4A8hJ8uWigi8Eye1inFCWb4mg5$
**Disclaimer:** 99.9% chance I’m just here for the vibes.
**Real talk:** Who’s holding XRP for the 2025 bull run? 📈 Or are we all just pretending to understand Ripple’s SEC case? 😂
Drop your **best (or worst) crypto joke** below! Best one gets my last 0.000001 BTC.
