🎉 #BinanceTurns8 — Eight years of emotional damage, sleepless nights, and "just one more trade." 😮💨
Let’s give a round of applause to the platform that:
🔸 Turned normal people into part-time chart readers at 2 AM
🔸 Made us say “This is the dip”... 48 dips ago
🔸 Had us Googling “What is gas fee and why is it ruining my life?”
Binance, you gave us:
💸 False hope
📉 True dips
😵💫 And a PhD in refreshing coin prices every 10 seconds
To all the loyal users:
Yes, your portfolio still looks like a horror movie.
Yes, we’re still buying.
No, we haven’t learned our lesson.
And yes, we’ll absolutely do it again. 💅
🎂 Happy Birthday Binance —
Thanks for the gains, the pains, and that one time we almost made it.
Here’s to 8 years of living on the edge… of liquidation.
