Crypto news update 🚨💸:
- Trump's got Epstein files drama 🤯📝
- Japan's $550B investment in US, Trump's in charge 🇯🇵🇺🇸
- Crypto market's like "meh" 🤷♂️📉
- Jeff Bezos eyes CNBC acquisition 📰👀
- Futures liquidations spike: $126M wiped out in 1 hour ⏰💸
#CryptoClarityAct 📜💡: still waiting for clarity, anyone? 🤔💬 Let's get this crypto party started (with clear regulations, please) 🎉💸!
