Portfolio Reveal Time 🚨

From broke to Binance Pro (in my dreams 😂)

I proudly present to you my crypto portfolio — the only thing that keeps me up at night more than chai and existential dread.

Some coins went 🚀

Some coins went 🪦

But guess what? I’m still holding like a toxic ex who won’t let go.

Lessons I’ve learned so far:

1. Never buy at ATH (I learned this the hard way 😭)

2. Red is the new green (for my screen, at least)

3. HODL = Hope Of Dignified Life (still pending...)

If you’re new, confused, or just here for the memes — follow me, I got you. Let’s survive this jungle together 🦍🌴

DYOR, but vibes? Leave them to me.

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