Portfolio Reveal Time 🚨
From broke to Binance Pro (in my dreams 😂)
I proudly present to you my crypto portfolio — the only thing that keeps me up at night more than chai and existential dread.
Some coins went 🚀
Some coins went 🪦
But guess what? I’m still holding like a toxic ex who won’t let go.
Lessons I’ve learned so far:
1. Never buy at ATH (I learned this the hard way 😭)
2. Red is the new green (for my screen, at least)
3. HODL = Hope Of Dignified Life (still pending...)
If you’re new, confused, or just here for the memes — follow me, I got you. Let’s survive this jungle together 🦍🌴
DYOR, but vibes? Leave them to me.
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