#BTCvsETH Another Day in Crypto Land 🧠💥

ETH sneezes once: 🤧

Altcoins? Straight to the ICU. 💀🪦

Me: “Let me check the charts for just 5 minutes…”

5 hours later:

📉 Wallet down bad

🫠 Sanity missing

😂 Memes? Collected like Pokémon

ETH devs: quietly building the future 💻🔧

BTC maxis: still yelling on Twitter 🧓📣

Altcoin holders: sipping tea and suffering silently 😬🍵

If you bought the top — welcome to the club.

Sold the bottom? Congrats, you’re a crypto veteran now. 🎖️

Still holding through the chaos? You, my friend, are a certified degen. 🧠🔥

Crypto = 10% innovation, 90% emotional damage 😭

But hey… at least the charts look aesthetic. 📊✨

WAGMI? Possibly.

Therapy? Absolutely. 🛋️💸

Just your average day in Web3. 🚀🐸