#BTCvsETH
BTC sneezes:
ETH: down with the flu
Altcoins? Complete system crash.
Me: “Gonna peek at the charts real quick…”
Also me, 5 hours later:
Portfolio wrecked
Sanity deleted
But the memes? Top-tier.
Meanwhile…
ETH devs: Coding a better future
BTC maxis: Yelling into the void (Twitter)
Altcoin holders: Quietly sipping pain tea
Bought the top? Congrats, rookie.
Sold the bottom? You're a seasoned pro now.
Still HODLing? Certified crypto degen.
Crypto: 10% innovation, 90% heartbreak.
But hey, at least the candles are aesthetic.
