#BTCvsETH BTC sneezes: 💨
ETH catches a cold: 🤧
Altcoins? Full organ failure. 💀🪦
Me: “Just checking the market for 5 mins…”
5 hours later:
📉 Lost money
🫠 Lost sanity
😂 Gained memes
ETH devs building the future: 💻🔧
BTC maxis arguing on Twitter: 🧓📣
Altcoin holders coping in silence: 😬🍵
Bought the top? Welcome.
Sold the bottom? Veteran status unlocked. 🎖️
Still holding? Certified degen. 🧠🔥
Crypto is 10% tech, 90% emotional damage. 😭
But hey… at least the charts look pretty. 📊✨
WAGMI? Maybe.
Therapy? Definitely. 🛋️💸
Just another normal day in crypto land! 🚀🐸