#BTCvsETH BTC sneezes: 💨

ETH catches a cold: 🤧

Altcoins? Full organ failure. 💀🪦

Me: “Just checking the market for 5 mins…”

5 hours later:

📉 Lost money

🫠 Lost sanity

😂 Gained memes

ETH devs building the future: 💻🔧

BTC maxis arguing on Twitter: 🧓📣

Altcoin holders coping in silence: 😬🍵

Bought the top? Welcome.

Sold the bottom? Veteran status unlocked. 🎖️

Still holding? Certified degen. 🧠🔥

Crypto is 10% tech, 90% emotional damage. 😭

But hey… at least the charts look pretty. 📊✨

WAGMI? Maybe.

Therapy? Definitely. 🛋️💸

Just another normal day in crypto land! 🚀🐸