$XRP

XRP is the slick banker’s coin 💼—fast, suit-wearing, and always trying to crash the crypto party with SEC invites 📬. While BTC and ETH argue over decentralization, XRP slides in like, “Bro, I’ve got partnerships.” It’s like that kid in class who says, “Technically…” every time. Fast, cheap, but forever in court 🚓📄.