Family dinner: 'So, dear, what exactly is this... bit-coin thing you're always on about?' 😬

Me, after 3 attempts to explain 'decentralized ledger technology': 'It's kinda like a really, really secure digital spreadsheet... for internet seashells?' 🐚💸

Her: 'Ah, so like a highly speculative online POGs collection?' 🤔

Me: 'Close enough, Grandma. Close enough.' 😅 The things we do for digital freedom!