Investors on Twitter:
👉 "This is the end. The market is dead. Sell everything. I’m going mushroom picking." 🍄
📈 $BTC up by 2%
🧙♂️ The same people:
👉 "New ATH incoming. Bullrun confirmed. Lambo in 3... 2... 1..." 🚀🚗
🧠 Meanwhile, real HODLers:
🥱 "Oh, it’s Thursday again."
💎✊
Hold on tight like your grandfather held Rubles in 1989.
📸 In the comments, drop your "I once had $BTC at $3k, but..." stories 😂
