Me: "I'm just gonna buy a little Bitcoin"
Also me 2 hours later:
👨💻 Researching DeFi yield farming strategies at 3 AM
📱 Has 47 different crypto apps installed
🤡 Explaining why my $20 shitcoin will hit $10000
Portfolio: 📉📉📉
My confidence: 📈📈📈
Who else went from "investor" to "full-time degen" overnight? 😂
Drop your biggest crypto L in the comments! 👇