🚀🐶 $FLOKI – the only investment that makes me feel like a Viking on a meme drakkar!

It started innocently… "I’ll buy some $FLOKI for a laugh" – I said.

Today? I have 3 memes a day on my phone, I track the price more often than the weather, and when asked "How are you?" I reply "It depends on what FLOKI is doing."

📈 Portfolio:

– BTC? I have.

– ETH? A little.

– $FLOKI? A LOT. Because I believe memes are the future of finance 😂

🐕💭 Is this the perfect project?

I don’t know. But it has a dog, Vikings, a community like a cult, and more energy than my coffee machine at 7:00 AM.

📌 My investing rules for $FLOKI:

A Viking doesn’t sell at -30%

HODL until Ragnarök (i.e., the bull run)

If you’re afraid of drops – look at the dog, not the chart 🐶❤️

👇 Who else is sailing this ship?

#FLOKI #MemecoinArmy #HODLwithZeusInCrypto #WikingModeON