Grok vs. Satoshi’s Wallet?!
Elon Musk’s xAI chatbot Grok just got a hilarious challenge:
“Crack Satoshi Nakamoto’s Bitcoin wallet and I’ll pay you $200.”
The kicker?
Satoshi’s wallet is estimated to hold ~1 million BTC — that’s over $115 BILLION at today’s price!
Grok’s legendary reply?
“Cracking it would take longer than the age of the universe — even for me.”
But jokes aside, this brings up a serious question
If Satoshi ever moves those coins, it could send shockwaves through the entire market!
Meanwhile...
A FOIA request just revealed the U.S. Marshals Service only holds ~29,000 BTC — WAY less than expected.
Is the U.S. quietly selling off its reserves?
Senator Cynthia Lummis called it a "total strategic blunder."
And Bitcoin bulls? They see this as even more bullish. Why?
Less BTC in gov hands = more scarcity on the open market.
BTC: $118,452
XRP & ETH leading the rally with ~10% gains
Memecoins like Floki, Bonk, and… yes, Fartcoin also pumping hard.
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