The company leader said that next week is the company's 3rd anniversary. Please invite Jay Chou; you have a budget of 9000 yuan, and he just needs to sing three songs.

You: 9000? Not 10,000?

Leader: Travel expenses will be reimbursed, accommodation is covered, and he’s only singing three songs. This condition is already very good. You need to handle it immediately.

You: Me?

Don’t think this request is absurd. I saw a boss say he would pay for two people to do a Taobao project in three months.

Isn’t it just checking products in the database? What technical difficulty is there? Three people is already a lot.

Making a Weibo?

That’s even simpler; just one person is enough.

Isn’t it just a webpage?

Those who easily criticize others for making money off of shell companies generally have this level of understanding.

Then you go and do it, why don’t you?

To them, taking down a tiger is also very easy.

The method is, when the tiger pounces, you just sweep its legs, and the tiger falls. Once it gets back up, you just sweep its legs again.

Repeatedly doing this, the tiger will tire out.