#DayTradingStrategy

Day trading is like speed dating but with your money—here for a good time, not a long time. One minute you’re screaming “TO THE MOON!” and the next you’re Googling “how to cancel a mortgage.” You wake up with a strategy, coffee in hand, determined to make $500... then end the day with a 99% discount portfolio and a lesson in humility. Chart patterns look like Rorschach tests, and you swear your candlesticks are mocking you. But hey, at least the thrill beats cardio. Who needs a gym when your heart races every tick of the market?