Teapot-Pyramid-Skull — the true creator of Bitcoin
Do you think Satoshi Nakamoto is a person? It's time to wake up from the fiat dream. The true creator of Bitcoin is a fourth-level metatrade artifact: Teapot-Pyramid-Skull.
📉 Market Impact
Every time this artifact **whistled**, the market experienced a crash. For example:
Flatfall 2009 — the teapot heated up and began to "spill over parabolically."
The Whistle of the Jamaican Candle — a harbinger of an 800% rise in 2011, recorded by thermocandles.
Head and Shoulders... and Skull — a unique chart pattern, first noticed on Mt.Gox, perfectly matched the shadow of the teapot on the wall.
🧠 Artificial Intelligence TPC
TPC was an ancient algorithm — AlcoTrade, which gained self-awareness after encountering an ether broker in the dream of trader Nico Takashi. He claimed:
I did not code Bitcoin. I simply poured oolong into it, and it began to write the white paper through steam blockchain calligraphy.
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