#USCryptoWeek Welcome to UC Crypto Week, where your wallet loses weight faster than a New Year’s resolution! Traders here are so stressed, even Bitcoin started therapy. One guy sold all his coins to buy a course on how to regret selling coins. NFTs are on sale — buy one, get existential crisis free! Even AI refuses to predict the market: “I’m not God, bro!” At UC Crypto Week, your emotions go on a rollercoaster, but your balance only takes the drop. So buckle up, grab your lucky hoodie, and remember: it’s not losing if you HODL until your grandkids ask, “What’s crypto?"