#BinanceTurns8 A mischievous raccoon launched a meme coin called $CHEEZ, causing instant FOMO across the forest’s Wi-Fi network. A turtle with laser eyes hodled Bitcoin since 2013 and refused to sell, even when squirrels offered acorns as bribes. In the metaverse, a llama DJ dropped beats powered by smart contracts, and avatars danced on floating ETH blocks. A bored ape sold its banana NFT for 20 SOL and retired to a pixel beach. Meanwhile, the moon wore sunglasses, waiting for Dogecoin’s return. Charts wiggled like jelly, traders screamed in emojis, and somewhere, Satoshi smiled behind a curtain of blockchain mist.