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Introducing... The Unluckiest Human Alive™
Are you tired of things almost going right? Do you crave drama in everyday life? Then meet the one, the only, Captain Catastrophe — a walking plot twist!
Lost their wallet on the way to return a found one
Tripped over a wireless signal
Got struck by lightning... indoors
Why wait for chaos when they bring it with them?
Available for weddings, birthdays, and any situation that needs to go wrong fast.
Warning: Side effects may include spilled coffee, missed buses, and existential crises.#AltcoinETFsWatch #MuskAmericaParty $BNB #TrumpTariffs #Write2Earn
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