#TrumpTariffs

While some argue about interest rates, Trump pulls out his old trusty weapon — tariffs!

China sneezed — the markets cough, and American farmers are once again learning to sell soybeans on TikTok.

"This is not a trade war, it's just negotiations," he says, raising the tariff by another 10%.

Apple starts assembling iPhones in Arkansas, and the price of toothpicks is like gold.

The economy is wobbling, analysts are writing memoirs, and Trump is smiling: "America is great again!"

Bonus? A collector's edition of Monopoly with tariffs on everything except the red hat.