🗳️ Elon’s America Party: Will Zuck & Bezos RSVP or Just Ghost Him?
Elon Musk just launched the America Party — because running companies, rockets, and X wasn’t chaotic enough. Naturally, the internet’s asking: will Zuckerberg and Bezos join?
Zuck’s probably busy building the Metaverse Senate, where senators vote via VR headsets and only communicate through GIFs.
As for Bezos? He might join… if the party comes with same-day Prime delivery and a rocket pad out back.
Let’s be honest — this trio in one party would be like putting three billionaires in a group chat: lots of egos, zero agreement, and one guy still typing…
But hey, if they do team up, we may finally see a cabinet meeting streamed in space — sponsored by Tesla, Meta, and Amazon.
Would you vote for Team Tech? Or is this just a meme waiting to happen?