$BTC I asked my friend, “Why don’t you invest in BTC?”

He said, “Because I don’t want to check my heart rate every 5 minutes.” 😅📉📈

But let’s be honest—Bitcoin is like that one ex who keeps leaving and coming back richer. 😂

You cry when it dips, flex when it pumps, and hold on like it's your gym pull-up bar. 💪

Some people do yoga to find peace.

I just check the BTC chart with my eyes closed and hope for the best. 🧘‍♂️📊

$BTC isn’t just a coin…

It’s a rollercoaster with no seatbelt, and I paid extra for the front seat. 🎢🚀

#BTC #CryptoHumor