$BTC 🔄 #BTCUSDT and the Meaningless Cycle 🌀

BTC/USDT is dancing the salsa again: up 3%, down 4%, then sideways — as if the chart is drawn by a cat stepping on a keyboard.

"Buy at the bottom!" — shout the experts, and here you are, digging with a shovel for a new bottom.

Meanwhile, Tether stands like a rock — one dollar, emotionless, like an ex.

Bitcoin is like toxic relationships: you know it will hurt, but you come back again.

Every pump is a chance, every dump is a test of nerves.

HODL or sell?

The answer is simple: the odds are 50/50, like in a casino… just more fun!

💸 #CryptoComedy #Bitcoin #BTCUSDT