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🚀 Elon Musk is at it again — stirring up the internet with another outrageous comment!
In classic Musk fashion, he jokingly claimed to be a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien on a mission to return to his home planet. While there’s zero evidence behind it, the online world is buzzing — some are cracking up, others are diving into conspiracy theories.
Given Musk’s massive influence over tech, crypto, and even the markets ($BTC & $DOGE included), this just adds fuel to his legend of turning wild statements into market-moving moments. Remember how a single tweet can jolt Bitcoin or Dogecoin? Now imagine an alien driving the charts! 😂
One thing’s for sure — when Elon talks, the markets pay attention.
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