Last night my friend Xiao Li almost got scammed by the gym! He just wanted to gain some muscle, but the salesperson crazily pushed a 50,000 yuan personal training package, saying that not buying it was "irresponsible to oneself." Xiao Li turned green with anger and shot back, "The biggest responsibility I have to myself is not to be fooled by you!"
It's hilarious, but to be honest, the fitness industry really has a lot of tricks—gym memberships that disappear, coaches slacking off, overpriced classes... why is it so hard to just work on getting in shape?
So, we're doing something different!
✅ Real zero tricks—clear pricing, no "buying courses PUA," buy as much as you want to train.
✅ Coaches don’t talk nonsense—professional and straightforward, only teaching movements without sales pitches, and after training, they send you home with stretching videos.
✅ Cards at your convenience—per-visit, monthly, yearly; if you don’t want to train one day, you get a full refund of the remaining money!
Why are we so tough?
Because our boss is a fitness fanatic who has been scammed too many times, and in a fit of anger, opened this gym: "I just want to be the Haidilao of the fitness world—prices not harsh, service must be crazy!"
Now, if you sign up, you also get a surprise
"I want to counter the tricks," giving you a free body assessment + custom plan (coach won’t disappear version)
Finally, let me say something strong:
"Here, the only thing you need to worry about... is that you train too hard and the coach has to stop you!"
(Recommended image: comparison image left "traditional gym tricks" VS right "our style," with a funny meme in the middle)
