🤣 Crypto is like an ex:

promised "to the moon," but left for someone else.

📉 Bought at the highs? No worries.

📈 Now you’re not just a holder — you’re a veteran.

Every pump is a new chance.

Every dump is a new school of life.

🤡 Those who didn’t wake up at 3 AM to check the chart — haven’t lived.

🍝 And if the pasta is without sauce — it means you bought right.

💪 Live, love, and… always set stop-losses.

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