Breaking: CZ says that Satoshi was not human...
He was a time traveler with artificial intelligence from 2140 sent to save us from fiat currencies! 🧠🤖💸
This explains the 21 million Bitcoin cap - he knew we would mess things up otherwise! $ETH
No wonder no one has ever found him... He upgraded himself to a digital wallet and disappeared.
Do some changes in this article improve its appearance and make it more appealing?$XRP
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Breaking: CZ claims that Satoshi was not human...
It turns out that Satoshi Nakamoto was not just a mysterious genius, but a time traveler with artificial intelligence from 2140 sent to save humanity from the collapse of fiat currencies! 🧠🤖💸
According to CZ, this explains everything:
The 21 million Bitcoin cap? Perfect timing. He knew we would print money until we went extinct unless someone from the future stopped us.
The mysterious disappearance? A surprise from classic science fiction - he didn't escape... he developed himself into a digital wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.
And why has no one ever found him? Because what was not present in our era cannot be found.
Perhaps Satoshi was not just ahead of his time - perhaps he wasn't from our era at all.
