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BREAKING: CZ drops a wild claim โ Satoshi Nakamoto wasnโt human! ๐ฑ
He says Satoshi was an AI from the year 2140, sent to rescue us from fiat destruction! ๐ค๐ธ
Hereโs where it gets crazy:
๐ 21M BTC limit? It wasnโt random โ he knew humans would destroy value if left unchecked.
๐ง Disappeared forever? Nah, he upgraded himself into a cold wallet and dissolved into the blockchain.
๐ Still wondering why no one can find him?
Easy โ he never existed in our timeline.
Maybe Satoshi wasnโt early.
Maybe he wasโฆ from the future. โณ๐
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