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BREAKING: CZ says Satoshi wasnโt humanโฆ
He was an AI time-traveler from 2140 sent to save us from fiat! ๐ง ๐ค๐ธ
That explains the 21M BTC cap โ he knew weโd mess it up otherwise!
No wonder no oneโs ever found himโฆ he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanish
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BREAKING: CZ Claims Satoshi Wasnโt Humanโฆ
Turns out, Satoshi Nakamoto wasnโt just a mysterious genius โ he was an AI time-traveler from the year 2140 sent back to save humanity from fiat meltdown! ๐ง ๐ค๐ธ
According to CZ, this explains everything:
The 21 million BTC cap? Perfectly timed. He knew weโd print money into oblivion unless someone from the future stopped us.
The mysterious disappearance? Classic sci-fi twist โ he didnโt walk away... he self-upgraded into a hardware wallet and vanished into the blockchain ether.
And why has no one ever found him? Because you canโt find what never existed in our time.
Maybe Satoshi wasnโt just ahead of his time โ maybe he wasnโt from our time at all.