#USCorePCEMay 👨⚕️📊 BREAKING ECONOMIC NEWS (humor mode activated)
🚨 The #USCorePCEMay e is out and guess what? We are still alive! 😂
Economists looking at the data:
👀 "Hmm... a little persistent inflation, but nothing that a bitter coffee and high interest rates can't solve!" ☕📈
Me trying to understand the market impact:
🧠 "If it goes up, it's because it went down. If it goes down, it's because it was going to go up."
🌀 Confused? Welcome to the world of macro!
📉💸 Golden tip: If even the Fed doesn't understand it well, imagine us with R$10 and faith in PIX!
