๐ข Why does crypto CRASH the moment I buy... and SKYROCKET ๐ right after I sell? ๐ฉ๐ธ
Use your brain ๐ง and explain this mystery๐
I swear I'm not a trader, I'm the market's favorite prank target ๐ญ๐๐
My crypto timing is so bad, it's like the market waits for me to make a moveโฆ just to do the opposite ๐ข
Iโm starting to think the market has a personal grudge โ I buy? It drops. I sell? It explodes ๐ญ๐ธ
99.9% of people canโt solve this riddle โ try me! ๐ฅน
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Or a shorter, punchier version:
I buy โ it crashes ๐งจ
I sell โ it moons ๐
Use your brain ๐ง and explain this curse. 99.9% fail to answer! ๐ญ