Girlfriend:
“Babe, why is our vacation fund down 80%?”
Crypto Trader:
“See… it’s called a bear market. Totally normal. It’s like the market is… hibernating.”
Girlfriend:
“Hibernating? Our money is asleep?”
Crypto Trader:
“No no, it’s just resting… after aggressively falling down a cliff.”
Girlfriend:
“…So when is it waking up?”
Crypto Trader:
“Any day now. The moon is just… a few more dips away.”
Girlfriend:
“…I’m booking the vacation with your cold wallet.”
