#MarketRebound

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🚀 "I Bought a Coin Called 'ToiletPaperINU' and Now I'm a CEO"

In what can only be described as a tale of brilliance, luck, and complete financial irresponsibility, 24-year-old Chad Moonrider has turned a $5 investment into a whopping $23.17 after buying ToiletPaperINU — a meme coin "backed" by nothing but bathroom humor and blind optimism.

"I saw it trending on Twitter for 11 minutes and thought — yup, this is my moment," said Chad, who previously lost his life savings betting on FlokiPepeElon69.

ToiletPaperINU launched with a whitepaper written entirely in Comic Sans and claimed it would "wipe away the competition." It promised features like:

🚽 Flush-to-Earn staking rewards

💩 NFTs of famous blockchain turds

🧻 A DAO that lets holders vote on what brand of toilet paper is the most "degen"

Within hours, ToiletPaperINU hit a market cap of $9 billion... and then crashed to $12.

Meanwhile, Chad is already planning a follow-up token: LaundryDetergentDAO, which will "clean up the mess of DeFi."

When asked about his future plans, Chad said:

"I don’t need Lambos. I just want a coin that doesn’t rug me before lunch."

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