Got paid for my rental properties today… in a shiny meme coin.

Here’s why it’s the sketchiest I've seen:

• Only 1 node

• No supply cap

• 1% of holders own 30%

• 37T supply (and growing)

• 25% minted in just 2 years

• No lockups

• Not backed by anything

Still holding? You already are. It’s the US dollar. And we’re all HODLing it.

$FART looks pretty responsible now, huh?