Me: I’ll just check the market for 5 minutes…

Also me, 4 hours later:

🔍 Zooming into a random coin that’s +300% for no reason

Brain: Buy now, you genius.

Wallet: Bro, you have $0.93

Heart: Remember what happened with $PEPE ? 💔

Meanwhile, $SAHARA is out here flying like it’s Elon’s new rocket 🚀

Lesson of the day:

Never trust a quiet market… it’s just loading the next meme pump. 😂

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