🍼 "She can't handle a baby,
but swears she can handle Bitcoin dips!"
📱😵
📉 "Baby on the floor,
but she's busy watching a 30-second reel on 'how to be a millionaire with crypto'." 😩📲
😬 "Feeding bottle in one hand,
broken portfolio in the other!" 😂💸
💁♀️ "She’s not raising kids anymore…
she’s raising charts!" 📊🍼
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