🍼 "She can't handle a baby,

but swears she can handle Bitcoin dips!"

📱😵

📉 "Baby on the floor,

but she's busy watching a 30-second reel on 'how to be a millionaire with crypto'." 😩📲

😬 "Feeding bottle in one hand,

broken portfolio in the other!" 😂💸

💁‍♀️ "She’s not raising kids anymore…

she’s raising charts!" 📊🍼

$BNB $XRP $BTC

🔥 Hashtags (English):

#ChartOverChild

#InfluencerMother

#PrioritiesMessedUp

#MomGoalsFailed

#BinanceBeforeBabies