(Entertainment article)

Hey, friends! Have you ever thought about what would happen if ancient traditions and the latest technology 'got married'? Well, this time we're going to talk about something that might sound absurd, but who knows, it might make us smile: The Crypto Myth of 1 Suro.

We all know that the Night of 1 Suro is closely associated with various myths and mystical beliefs in Indonesia. Some say you have to self-discipline, some look for signs, and there are even those who ward off misfortune at crossroads. Now, imagine if these beliefs shift to a world full of numbers and algorithms: crypto investment!

When the Spirit World Meets Blockchain

Crypto is extremely volatile. The ups and downs make your heart race like a roller coaster. It's natural for people who want instant profit or are stuck in a bad position to start looking for a 'shortcut'. This is where the Night of 1 Suro comes into play.

Imagine, there are sects or individuals who believe that the Night of 1 Suro is a sacred moment to attract crypto fortune. Maybe they think, 'If in the real world there is wealth, why can't there be 'crypto-wealth' in the digital realm?' A unique logic, right?

Funny Anecdotes from the Crypto-Mystical World

I once heard a story from my friend who is really into exploring the online world. He said there was a beginner crypto trader who panicked because his portfolio kept crashing. When the Night of 1 Suro arrived, he remembered his grandmother's advice about 'warding off misfortune'. Eventually, he had a brilliant idea: placing a hardware wallet (physical crypto wallet) under his pillow for a whole night while muttering the mantra 'HODL' (an acronym for 'Hold On for Dear Life', a popular term in crypto meaning to hold onto your coins and not sell) a hundred times! The next morning when he woke up, he checked the price. The result? Still a loss. His back even hurt because he had an uncomfortable sleep with the wallet under him.

There's something even more extreme. Allegedly, there's a group of 'crypto spiritualists' who conduct the ritual of 'casting private keys into a virtual river'. The idea is that they symbolically 'release' their private keys (secret access key to crypto) into the infinite 'river' of blockchain, hoping that those private keys can 'bear' new abundant coins. Of course, this is just a joke, because if a private key is actually 'cast away', it’s as good as lost and the crypto can't be accessed anymore!

Humorous Guide: Crypto Ritual of 1 Suro (For Entertainment Only!)

For those of you who are curious and want to join this 'ritual' (remember, this is just for fun!), I have some hilarious ideas:

  1. Burning Incense for the Mining Rig: Before sleeping, light incense next to your mining rig (crypto mining device). If you don't have one, just burn incense near the laptop that's open on tradingview. They say the smoke can 'cleanse' bugs and 'smooth out' coin flow.

  2. Flower Coin Bath: Prepare flower water, but not just any flowers. You should soak some physical crypto coins (if available) or images of crypto coins in the water. Bathe yourself with that water on the Night of 1 Suro, while whispering, 'Bitcoin, ether, doge, let’s soar!'

  3. Trading Fast: This is the easiest one. Don't trade all day on the Night of 1 Suro. Just consider it a form of 'self-discipline' so that you can profit the next day. If you end up making a profit the next day, you can say it's a 'blessing of 1 Suro'. If you lose, well, that's just the risk of trading.

  4. Meditation 'Green Candle': Close your eyes, focus your thoughts on the green candle rising high on the crypto chart. Imagine profits flowing abundantly into your digital wallet. Do this until you fall asleep.

Why Do We Love Luck So Much?

Despite all the jokes about the Crypto Myth of 1 Suro, there's one interesting thing: the psychology behind the beliefs and the desire to seek fortune. No matter how sophisticated the technology, humans remain human. We have an instinct to seek certainty, especially in times of uncertainty.

Crypto investment is full of uncertainty. Prices can rise and fall in a matter of minutes. This is where the desire to control something that we truly cannot control emerges. Myths or rituals, even if fictional, can provide a sense of security and hope. At least, they can be entertainment amid the bear market that makes us dizzy.

So, friends, don't take it too seriously. The Crypto Myth of 1 Suro is just a fictional story and mere entertainment. Crypto investment requires research, strategy, and the courage to bear risks, not spells or offerings. But, if it's just for fun and to make conversations more exciting, there's nothing wrong with that, right?

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