Serious part:

Everyone's like "Cut the rates, Cut the rates" meanwhile, DXY (which is basically 50% EURUSD) is trading at like ~98, the lowest since Feb 2022.

If they cut the rates, DXY goes to 90 lmfao and then everything gets repriced because imports become ~10% more expensive thus triggering inflation.

Like I'm not sure what the point is even right now.

Shitpost:

Even if rates go to 0.25%, your dead shitcoin 10th derivative ain't coming back bro.