The trader woke up, drank coffee, looked at the chart and realized — today will be a 'dump'. Not because the news is bad. Just the foam on the cappuccino broke at $98,700, and that's a sign from above.
Modern crypto analytics somewhat resembles esotericism. Some build forecasts based on lunar phases and RSI 14, others on news from Twitter accounts run by Indians with 50 followers, and some simply ask: "What does Chandler from TradingView say?" And if he draws an upward arrow — it means we go all-in.
📈 But here's what's funny: Bitcoin often moves like a drunk shaman. Instead of 'market logic' — FOMO, memes, another tweet from Elon, or just 'suspicious silence' from large wallets. And when BTC rises — all forecasters shout in chorus: 'I told you so!'. When it falls — 'I warned you!'. So it's win-win.
💡 Maybe it's time to replace indicators with something truly intuitive? For example, trader horoscopes, or divination using a gas indicator? Who knows — maybe at the moment when your spoon falls into the cup twice, Bitcoin breaks $100k.
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🎯 Moral: nobody knows anything. But they pretend beautifully that they do. And that's why we love crypto ❤️
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