Pakistan itself cries about being muslim, what they did to Bengali Muslims who were true Pakistanis more than its west fat belly people's. They committed Genocide in 1971 and raped thousands of Bengali women and it calls itself a Muslim state? They didn't find itself to apologize to the Bengalis who were the true creator Muslim league and also the state of PAKISTAN in 1947.
Pakistan often wraps itself in the cloak of Islam, yet its actions regularly betray the very essence of the faith it claims to uphold. Islam teaches justice, honesty, compassion, and dignity—values routinely ignored by a system riddled with corruption, hypocrisy, and political theatrics. From sheltering extremists to stifling freedom, from elite privilege to the exploitation of the poor, Pakistan has made a mockery of moral leadership. Instead of reflecting the principles of the Prophet ﷺ, it projects a self-serving agenda masked as piety. It’s not Islam that’s failing—it’s Pakistan’s shameless misuse of its name that insults the faith itself. They forgot how Iran supported Pakistan in recently faught war with its neighbors RANDIA. In response Pakistan chose to close its border just after Field Marshall Asim Munir's trip to White House. As always Pakistan is a synonym for hatred, betrayal and selfishness
In a move that has left both geopolitics and logic gasping for breath, Pakistan has reportedly nominated former U.S. President Donald J. Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize. Yes, the same Trump known for peace through Tweets, subtlety like a sledgehammer, and foreign policy that occasionally resembled an unsupervised chess game at a toddler’s birthday party.
The announcement was made with the kind of proud conviction usually reserved for cricket victories or announcing the fifth extension of a nationwide "temporary" power outage. According to sources who may or may not exist, the Pakistani government felt that Trump’s “efforts” toward peace in South Asia deserved global recognition—specifically, the kind that comes with a medallion and a polite round of applause from Scandinavian dignitaries.
The Logic (Or Lack Thereof)
Pakistan’s reasoning seems to hinge on Trump’s historic visit to the region, where he spoke vaguely about Kashmir and took selfies that shook absolutely nothing diplomatically. Officials argue that his ability to “not start a war” somehow qualifies as a masterstroke of peacebuilding. By that logic, my neighbor who hasn’t yelled at anyone in months is also a strong Nobel contender.
A foreign office spokesperson, while straightening his imaginary tie, proclaimed:
> “President Trump played a vital role in stabilizing the region—if by stabilizing you mean confusing both India and Pakistan so thoroughly that they forgot what they were fighting about for a brief second.”
A New Chapter in Comedy Diplomacy
Critics argue this nomination reflects not admiration but sheer desperation—or worse, an attempt to troll the international community. If trolling were a diplomatic strategy, Pakistan just made a power move worthy of internet hall-of-fame status. After all, Trump receiving a peace prize is like nominating a rooster for vegetarian of the year.
Ironically, while the country struggles with inflation, IMF installments, and unpredictable Wi-Fi, someone in a cozy Islamabad office decided that what the world really needs is more Trump—but with a Nobel medal swinging from his neck like a prize at a WWE match.
What’s Next?
If Trump is peace personified, perhaps Kim Kardashian will be next in line for the Pulitzer, and Elon Musk for Zen Master of the Decade. In fact, insiders say Pakistan is also considering nominating itself for Best Supporting Actor in a Regional Conflict.
Of course, in the spirit of strategic ambiguity (Pakistan's favorite export after mangoes and conspiracy theories), officials refused to confirm whether this nomination was sincere, sarcastic, or simply the result of one too many chai breaks during cabinet meetings.
Final Thoughts
If satire ever needed a poster child, this might be it. Whether this nomination was a masterclass in irony, a genuine political Hail Mary, or just the byproduct of international attention-seeking, one thing is clear:
Pakistan has once again proven it knows how to make headlines… if not sense.
Disclaimer: This piece is satirical and intended purely for humorous commentary. Any resemblance to real diplomatic intelligence is purely coincidental and, frankly, unlikely.
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