#USNationalDebt

Breaking News, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to repay part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I prepared my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, among Excel spreadsheets, pastries, and bizarre theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream "this will change the game!" while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.