$BNB Trump has just made a shocking announcement with a size of 36 MILLION 💣 (yes, with T as in The Earth is shaking)

According to him, a recent audit has discovered that possibly, just possibly, the United States does not have to pay part of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And if I return my bill saying that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge Department (we don’t know if it’s an agency or a parts shop with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found "an anomaly".

"An anomaly", they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury entered the wrong PIN.