#USNationalDebt Trump just made a shocking news announcement measuring 36 MILLION 💣 (that's right, with T as in The Earth is shaking)

According to him, a recent audit has revealed that possibly, just possibly, the United States may not have to pay part of its public debt.

Excuse me? How? And if I return my bill saying I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge Department (we don't know if it's an agency or a parts shop with WiFi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst Excel, donuts, and crazy theories, they found 'anomaly'.

'Anomaly', they say! The next thing will be to say that the Treasury entered the wrong PIN.