Breaking News, or rather, Breaking News:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to pay back part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills indicating that I also conducted a personal audit? 😬📉

This report comes from the entirely new Dodge department (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, between Excel spreadsheets, sweet pastries, and strange theories, they found "irregularities."

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some scream, "This will change the game!" while others scream, "This is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp glances, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.