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#USNationalDebt

Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a $36 trillion bomb 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that maybe, just maybe, the United States doesn't have to pay back part of its national debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I submitted my bills stating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge division (which we don't know if it's an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi service). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, between Excel spreadsheets, pastries, and bizarre theories, they found "irregularities".

Irregularities, they say! And the next step is to say that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some are shouting, "This will change the game!", while others scream, "This is a horror movie, the villain is the economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists shaking.