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Breaking news, or rather, breaking news:

Trump dropped a bomb worth 36 trillion 💣 (yes, with the ground shaking).

According to him, a recent audit found that perhaps, just perhaps, the United States does not have to pay back part of its public debt.

Excuse me? What? What if I prepare my bills indicating that I conducted a personal audit too? 😬📉

This report comes from the brand new Dodge department (which we don’t know if it’s an agency or a parts store with Wi-Fi). 🧑‍💼🔧

And there, amidst Excel spreadsheets, sweet cakes, and strange theories, they found "irregularities".

Irregularities, he says! And the next step is to claim that the Treasury misconfigured the PIN. 😵‍💫

Some shout "this will change the game!", while others scream "this is a horror movie, the villain is The Economist!" 😱

Currently, everything is sharp looks, lawyers with dark circles under their eyes, and economists trembling.